Just Beet It

Readers, beets. Beeeeeets. Beets!

Seriously, what the hell do you do with beets?

When my reader/friend, Emily, asked me what to do when she got an extraordinarily large amount of beets from her farm share, I was at a loss. Beets are not things the crunchy house is familiar with. I’ve eaten canned beets before, and they were yummy. I’ve gotten them at salad bars and enjoyed them plenty. That, unfortunately, is the end of my experience with them.

I put Olive to the task of trying to figure them out.

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She had nothing. So I gave it my best shot.

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I poked. I prodded. I became the beet.

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I had nothing.

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The only thing I knew for sure about beets, was that they were root vegetables, so I did what I would with any root veggie and decided to roast them. For science!

(Emily is a science person. She has a lab coat and everything.)

Roasted Beets and Beet Based Vinaigrette
Two Recipes in One!
1 bunch beets (probably about three large beets)
2 tbs + 1/2 tsb Olive Oil
4-6 tbs Balsamic Vinegar
Salt and Pepper to Taste

Preheat oven to 425F.

Wash the beets. If they’re anything like what I got at the store, they will be kind of gross. Once they are clean, cut the tops and bottoms off of them.

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I’ve heard one can eat the green leafy top part. I wasn’t about to risk it though. I had science to complete!

Quarter the beets.

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Take a minute to marvel at how awesome the inside of the beets look.

Throw them in a “roasting pan” (mine is actually just a baking pan 😦 ) and toss them with 2 tbs of oil and salt and pepper.

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The oil is overkill. The reason for that is because I thought it would be cool to use the excess oil as part of a salad vinaigrette. Good news, it was cool! If you only wanted to roast the beets you could get away with much less oil. I’ll talk about that on Friday though (TEASER).

Throw those in the oven for at least 30 minutes, or until a fork goes through them easily. During this time, you may be alerted to strange noises coming from your oven. Here’s a video that will explain: Beets are Loud. They’re easily the noisiest root veggie I’ve ever cooked.

During this time, you can assess how much your kitchen looks like a scene from CSI.

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Oh God, what have I done?

When they come out of the oven, take the beets out of the pan to cool and pour the oil into a bowl. Add the remaining half tablespoon.

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Whisk the oil and the vinegar together and add pepper to taste. Voila, you have salad dressing.

Once the beets are cool, you can peel the skin off with your hands. **A tip: Almost all root veggies peel more easily after cooking. Once they’re soft, the peels just sort of rub off. This includes potatoes!**

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So here’s the thing, you guys almost didn’t get a meal made out of these because THEY’RE DELICIOUS. Olive and I ate half of them while I tried to figure out what to put them on. I actually had to say the words, “Stop eating beets, you are going to ruin your dinner!” To myself, no less. My suggestion to Emily? Just roast these and have them on hand for snacking. My goodness, they are dee-lish!

But, if you’re feeling fancy and in need of your veggies, you can take some spinach, top it with walnuts, sliced strawberries, a handful (…ok, two handfuls) of beets, and drizzle a little vinaigrette over them.

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It is the single fanciest thing I’ve eaten all week. The acidity of the strawberries and vinegar with the odd but wonderful texture of the beet meet together beautifully. I wished I’d had some sliced oranges to throw on top, since I once had an orange and beet salad at a salad bar that was pretty amazing. Sadly, no oranges.

Still, it was super, duper yummy, and an excellent addition to the main course which was…

…um…beans and rice…

Shame.

Still, I felt pretty darn fancy while I ate the salad. I think that’s worth something, don’t you?

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7 responses »

  1. Do you remember that salad you made the day I was over “helping” with “sewing”? Raw and grated beets would be pretty tasty in that as well, I think.

    Also, dammit, post that salad recipe, woman!

      • Yesh! I know there was cabbage and apple and sweet potato all chopped/grated up in it, and there was some sort of delicious peanut sauce thing mixed in with it. Does that help? *hopeful puppy face*

        On a side note, this is a formal-ish request for CoLee-made healthier versions of comfort foods. I’ve got a tragedy to deal with over here, and I really want something bad for me . . . there may be hot dogs in the house.

      • First off, sometimes it’s ok to have a hot dog. We get vegan field roast hot dogs sometimes, and they really are comforting. My recommendation? Make some mashed potatoes. I use almond milk in mine and just a teensy bit of “butter” (only enough to taste it) to bring down the saturated fat and cholesterol. Steam some greens and saute in just a touch of olive oil and spices (we like liquid smoke. I do have a recipe for greens coming up, by the way.) Slice one hot dog, or “hot dog” if you’re like me, kind of dry fry them until they’re cooked through (put them on a hot skillet, no oil required, and just kind of heat up or let it brown a bit). Throw the greens on top of some mashed potatoes and half of the hot dog pieces on top of that. Tada! Comfort food that isn’t killing you.

        I spend a lot of time thinking about comfort food.

  2. Pingback: Money Saving Monday–Grain Salads, or “Beets, Part Deux”, otherwise known as “Totally Flaked Last Friday so Here’s a Twofer” « Crunchy, Hip, and Painfully Broke

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